Episode 16

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No playlist, I say fuck it!

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Episode 15

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Chris and Hideous unravel the mysteries of: NSBM, Latino Hitler, Chris' laziness, Hideous' skits, the retardedness oh "My Cousin Patrick", Chris' standards, Chris' shitty week, Dead guy Ale, Mitch Hedburg pun, where shit is in chris' house, black man fetishes, Hideous' first time...seeing PPV boxing, Tom should post more, kiwis, Chris' pimpness, politics and toilet humor, Cuntcast publicity, "Free Chris Decapitation" and Dilapidated Hooker Twat shirts, Chris lame stories, Kick eric’s ass, Hideous gets banned, Thrashmeggeddon nazis, Chris pwns Hideous, pedophilia, chris' cock and all you can do to it, Russian cartoons, news, premo and alex bitch fits and gay sex, everyone wants chris cock, Black Metal people on myspace, Hideous' dry humor, Chris' thinks, Chris' awesome shits, Chris' divine intervention, Dilapidated Hooker Twat talk, El Duce and GG Allan talk, free fix, child porn rant, and more!

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Episode 14

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Chris, Hideous, and Kange talk: politics, Harry Potter, opening minds, new Intestinal Disgorge, Hideous mad, forums, midget porn, people after chris' cock as always, more talking mallcore, Chris and personal attacks, the mainstream, rap thanks to kange, Hideous surprised, tom praise, blasphemy, Chris' concert story, Kange interruptions, letters, Chris' bitch beating, Hideous questions, people, gay lyrics, Chris and Kange song wars, cockblock, nipples, sing a long challenge, Bree Breee Bree's! And more!

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Episode 13

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Chris and Hideous rant about: Halloween, being drunk, getting stoned and recording a podcast, Chris' stoner exploits, stoned in front of your mom, Hideous' show tales, slipknot comparisons, King Diamond's serious level, talking mallcore, Chris' vaginal exploits, Kange's quotes, Chris' bitch's bitches, Chris' assholeism in check, a real public service announcement, good bands with scene names, post hxc a real genre?, Chris' love songs to his women =), Hideous' new segment, alex_martin enough said, body count on cuntcast, Cuntcast rap episode, we're happy and shit gets fucked up!, people who think Chris is hot, Chris and Hideous "p0s3r f4gz"???, myspace drama, goats and what to add, Chris bashes the forumers, tit talk, failure and it lol, The Mentors love songs and phrases, Church of Hideous preachings, Dilapidated Hooker Twat twatdate and talk, the Dilapidated Hooker Twat music video, gay fags on myspace, Politics on cuntcast, don't vote, and more!

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Episode 12

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Hideous and Chris are back in action! And ready to talk shit about: Chris' solo episode, public school, Dur Fururs Face, Shitty episodes?, No fan interactions, need for requests, fuck...and a lot of it, new Darkthrone, Computer fucking, Hideous clicks no mans links, Audiopain sucks, constant blast beats, Poser fags!, Aggressive Tyrant's podcast, over 9 thousand penis' raping do a berralroll!, and more!

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Episode 11

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Cuntcast Episode 11

Chris gets pissed off and does a solo episode. Possibly the most retarded fucking shit ever. Also a chris sing-a-long is included.

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Episode 10

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Chris and Hideous bitch about: white boy rap, nigger poems, Edgar Allan Poe, poems, stories, and rants, more premo and his premo-ness, Head rhymes, Nunslaughters lyrical fail, Chris' reading fail, Chris' fucking eating, Towelie the tap worm, Hideous' dry humor, more poetry talk, an open letter to Inferno Apocalypse, Chris' shitty week at school, more poetry!, Chris' continues eating, shit plot, double dose Unleashed!, Chris' awesome segway, Chris' segway fail, Brooks And Dunn make shitty days, Chris' school bitch, McLovin!, The Mentors sing ALONG TIME, Whore sing along, Hideous' listen to Chris time, zombie El Duce!, Chris' religious views, Chris' racist rant, 12 Days of Christmas, Tyrants saw Obituary, the Heavy Metal prayer, Chris has a drum kit!, Popularity, Fat Jenk's teachings, Alex's myspace bulletins, Chris' schoolyard shenanigans, You Should Listen To Cuntcast, More Talking mallcore ranting, and more!

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Episode 9

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Episode 9
Chris and Hid bitch about: Chris' sexy fucking voice, green goblin email, jealousy, another segment with Chris' voice for the ladies!, e-sex, the retarded use of the word "e", Out of print shit, premo bashing as always, Maryland Deathfest, people like me, making women moist, voice penis ,more premo bashing, the bees knees, who has the bigger dick, alex bashing, Piss Poor Productions, peeing in the bathtub, MC Fecalphilliac update, death threats, Mexicans, myspace messages, emails, Hideous' girlfriend speaks!, Chris' not homophobic, racism as always!, Hideous' girlfriend's rant...she’s drunk, more agreement on Chris' sexy voice, Black religious people, Hideous tells his girlfriend off, Hideous goes black will he go back?, 46:00, more Hideous' girlfriends randomness, Chris' fat chick encounter, Hideous describes a girls ass, Hideous thinks he’s radio, Chris' Presidency speech, Talking Metal controversy!, and more!

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Episode 8(8)

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Episode 8(8)
Chris and Hideous hate on: talking mallcore and their guests, red heads, KKK statues, Chris' racist knowledge, the mini kkk, Jesus and racism, Swastika 101, The KKK and Obama?, tenny bopper Hatecore, Jesus Camp, How to manipulate your kids, Jesus' Jewness, Hardest Hatecore band to find, Absurd's shitty tone, the true meaning of NSBM, EOP, Humans suck, emails!, spam as always, Anti French, British people like us, Hideous' "I'm Not A Redneck", StephenHawking6969 insults, Tom lovefest, Anti sev corner, the Irish potato famine, cows and Norse Mythology, emo racists, David Allen Coe, Modern day blasphemies, God's version of the bible, Hideous mumbling rants, Chris mumbling rant, Africa 101, Hideous' gravest mistake, more caslamwilson!, more alex_martin, Chris' sexy voice, getting laid with a podcast, 18 X Rated Hits song track, Disney Henti, Fat Bitch 101, El Duce, Chris' teacher stories, and more!

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Episode 7

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Episode #7 - Request Extravaganza

Chris & Hideous are in it for the long haul in this marathon of an episode.
Topics include:
Being drunk early in the day, McDonald's versus your mom's twat,
metal trivia, rock gods are lame, Aunt Jemima forum hijinks & whiny admins,
Chris is pissed off and drinking Jack Daniel's, Metal news, Salute & moment
of silence for "Witchunter", new Metallica...for real this time, prank calls,
LISTENER E-MAILS FROM WIGGERS AND CHURCH WHORES!!!
We won the UK Lottery!, Caslam Wilson stops by and talks about vegetables,
people talking shit...as usual, new myspace page for the kids, Grindcore is
NOT for the queerbait section!, 2008: A great year for metal, the AC/DC of
melodic death metal, and more!

This took a long fucking time to mix, so don't bitch unless you truly enjoy
getting abused on the air!

PLUS!
An extra 20 minutes of nonsense and metal trivia!

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Episode 6

No Playlist, the episode is WAY too long for one.

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Episode 5

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Cuntcast Episode 5
Chris & Hideous debate: RIAA & FCC avoidance, Chris' return, Leviathan vinyl, Tyr promo, Hideous out of the house and busyness, Dave Mustaine and his sissy problems, spam emails, Pandora and its possible awesomeness, local news, ICP and their medievalness, Juggalo intelligence, the origin of Gangland, Revolver posts, Youtube fights, football discussion, Hideous' gay victory on Alters of Madness, viewer feedback, the Sue us forum, racism as always, Intestinal Disgorge thread and gay jokes, Duck Dodgers and Dave Mustaine, The Chinese Democracy formula for the release date, Chris' mail fraud corner, Wolfmother's suck and how to get laid, machine head shit talk, Chris' live show experiences, Maryland Deathfest, Carnifex's Metal Chick Book and plenty of sexism, Grand Belial's Key, Amon Amarth bobble heads!!!!!!!, the real problem of the music industry, podcasting 101, caslamwilson shit talk, New Amon Amarth song, blackest apocalypse public service announcement, and much more!

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Episode 4: The Chrisless Episode

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Hideous with special guest hosts Grime and Jules talk about:
Antiques Roadshow, Oxi Clean, gassing retarded kids, cuntcast is what's poppin on the streets,
more new Metallica, the return of Masquito Man, more racist jokes, xxbrootalxxbrootalxx,
permafrost pine forests, blood cannons, midgets aren't real, Xasthur hates red shoes,
the contra code, a chocolate moose named Herschel, asian kids with down syndrome are smart,
hentai, cell atrophy, mispronounced song titles and more!

Send your hate mail to castc@ymail.com

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Episode 3.5: Bonus Listener Appreciation

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No show notes, but this is all for you guys! We just wanted to show all of you how much we appreciate you listening and all of your comments! This is our way of saying thanks!

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Episode 3: Black Metal Special

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Black Metal Special!!!!! Kvlt
Hideous the Nekro Count of Permafrost and Northern Emporer of Fucking Evil Christ Decapitation screech about Grand Theft Auto Norway, Beer, Fan trash talking...and lots of it!, Chris' inability to remember NWA's "Fuck The Police", More MC Fecalphilliac & The Turd Burglar, Stealing records, Chris' girl voice, 1st episode Hardcore clear up, The Sue us Forum comments!!!!!!!!!!!!1, Shit talking the other co host, deathcore's homo-ness again, more rap, Reading fail, and old Black Metal News, Black Metal Radio, Necrophagist and their ass sucking, How to not get caught stealing beer, ugly people in Metal, racism, forum plug, Aggressive Tyrant, The end of youtube????, youtube, Hideous' love, Hideous' weed story, Chris' weed, stoned fuck ups, stoner jokes, we actually got a email!, more heafy queefy bashing! It never ends!

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Extra Gr1m & Kvlt Mono Version Limited To 666 hours

Episode 2

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Cuntcast Episode 2
Chris and Hideous talk: Racial slurs, lack of a special guest, beer as always, Hideous out of the house again OMFG!!!!1, deathcore and its suck, vinyls and hot topic, Power Metal and its EPICNESS!!!!!!!1, Attacker covers! "Its Heman!!!!1", unicorns and their magical mayonnaise, Lord of the Rings talk, Deicide shit talk, Obituary & Favor Flave!!!!, rap talk, How we are not Metalscape clones, Hideous' life, Why Grindcore is still Hetero, what you the viewers think!, That crazy Tom, Comment people!!!!!, castc@ymail.com get that shit coming!, Cottage cheese Discharge, No rant once again, more hot topic bashing, the Intestinal Disgorge & slipknot conspiracy, rap faggots, jedi mind trick and his fail, and a lot of rap talk!, MC Fecalphilliac & The Turd Burglar, Hideous wants minions!...NOW!, Jewels exposed, falsetto wars, and more!

Links:
Attacker - Battle at Helm's Deep Cover
Attacker Song
Best Grind Forum EVER!!!!!1
Fuck Da Police
8-Bit Cannibal Corpse
8-Bit Best Song Ever!!!!!!!!1
Break Beat Diamond

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Cuntcast Episode 1

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Chris and Hideous discuss guest host, the new batman’s
awesomeness throughout the episode, corny movies, the clamidia of super villans, song playing technique exposed!, Nicolas
Cage and Dimmu Borgir!?, email drunk, Mexican zombies, most
Metal names, lynx in Metal, new Watchman movie, Disney
channel, Hideous leaves his house and learns why people are
racist, racist jokes, cunt Metal and cunt core!, old man
failure, Irish Black Mettalers, rant fail, more new
Metallica, more of that crazy Kam Lee, porn!, more heafy
queefy bashing, horny teenagers being gay, We are the [insert
comedy here] of podcasting!!!!!!! And Much More

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